Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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