at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
There now exists video of me holding a (recently emptied) bottle of Russian Standard vodka, trying to sing the Russian national anthem.
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