Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
You made a "martini" bagel. Took a bagel dunked it in vodka and put olives in it
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
Her stripper name is Geico. I'm not drunk or creative enough to make this up.
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
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