I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
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