btw ... thanks for not giving me up as the craigslist killer
i owe you one
thanks for snagging those panties for me
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
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