We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
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