when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
my sisters under your porch take her home
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
Just as an add on, don't expect me to wear matching bra and underwear. If I do, I'm probably drunk and it's your fucking birthday. Have a great night.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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