so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
I just sent him 3 long ass texts about how to tell a girl how he feels. I should get a fucking friend zone medal.
I will make you one.
Good. It needs "forever alone" engraved on it
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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