i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
You going out tonight?
No I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
Randomize