so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
I think I’ve reached sophomore-year-level of bad ideas
and you know that’s the highest possible level because it’s when I met you
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
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