i just realized that no matter how many potstickers i eat, i will never be asian
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
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