You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
Drunk life lesson just learned the hard way: do not try to play hump the great dane. He may take you up on it.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
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