if you find a joe biden blowup doll in the attic, I call dibs
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
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