Gettin pulled over, can you watch my dog and pay the bils for a while?
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Like if Robert Downey Jr. and Kiefer Sutherland got together for a bender, that's how drunk I want us to be.
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
I am one with the molecules
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
why is there a dog in my house with your initials shaved in it's fur?
dude, i just woke up in a house i've never seen. i have bigger problems
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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