Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
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