Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
When did angry sex become our thing?
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
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