Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
After the baby comes, I'll make us White Russians with my breast milk. That will teach her about sharing.
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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