Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
Seriously, I look like I crawled out of a bog. Succeeding at being as undateable as possible.
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
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