it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
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