When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I know its time to do laundry... i cant even find a dirty sock to wear because they all have jizz in them
my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
This morning I learned I traded my sunglasses for a Big Lebowski sticker at the football game.
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
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