it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
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