we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
It was like getting head from an anaconda
You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
Randomize
