my mom just walked in on me furiously masturbating while reading twilight. needless to say, im officially out of the closet.
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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