i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
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