Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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