That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
My fucking roommate unpluged my alarm; I pissed on his clean clothes.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
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