Joe is yelling at the trees again.
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
I'm confused about why you felt the need to ask me to buy you life alert for christmas at 3:28 this morning.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
I had tater tots and weed with a stripper at 4am who compared the size of my boob to her head because fuck you my life rocks
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
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