so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
Just found the measuring tape in my bathroom. How drunk could I have possibly been on Saturday?!
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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