is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
I could only remember yelling "rip it down" as he ninja jumped off the bed, kicked the wall, and superman punched the fire alarm off the ceiling.
I've always wondered why you never put the hotel room in your name...
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
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