when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
Billy Mays is dead, Vince Schlomi is in jail, who's going to sell me useful gadgets at ridiculously low prices now?!
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
I think my new low is running outside in a towel to pet a particularly fluffy looking squirrel and projectile vomiting off the balcony.
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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