where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
i would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me.
Could a canary swim?
Last time I ever let you pet sit.
i pretty much saved your life. you were so conviced that your nail polish remover bottle was "Vodka Lemon"
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
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