you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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