Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
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