just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I cant wait for the day that I tell my daughter I named her after my favorite porn star.
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
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