"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
I told the cop it was my birthday and he said "happy fuckin birthday", handcuffed me and threw me in the back of the cop car.
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
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