when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
So I just went to clothing optional bar
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