susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
I should start printing out disclaimer handouts and passing them out to people saying, "I can not be held responsible for anything I say or do this evening."
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
i got kicked out of the casino for drunken disorderly conduct because i kept stumbling into old people and one of them told on me. as the boucer was taking down my information so i could no re-enter i ripped my id out of his hands while yelling fuck you.
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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