Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
At least life still wants to fuck me.
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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