at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
Randomize
