PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
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