Don't make out with my wife yet
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
Do you think the firemen will remember me?
Yes. But you were sloppy, sobbing, and puked on two of them. You won't get in their pants.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Randomize