dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
Well apparently "don't come inside of me" wasn't one of the English phrases he understood! On the bright side... At least he will get his green card for having an american kid!
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
I'm at a bar where I literally walked in to the bathroom and some chick told me to never go to San Joaquin state pen
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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