Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
what kind of dress can i wear to my high school reunion that says "even though i'm more successful than all of you i'm still up for sex"?
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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