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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
Woke up with a treasure map of my room stuck with sticky tape to my ceiling. followed it and found $75 with a note saying; "eat this if we're invaded"... I'm never getting stoned again
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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