Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
One of my tenants at my fourplex that I own gave me a massive bag of severely dank pot and a brick of cocaine because she didn't have the cash to pay the rent. She might just be my favorite tenant!
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