Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
And I feel like pitchers of margaritas accidentally make it down your throat a lot.
I mean, the lady at the Mexican restaurant insisted. She said she would win a prize if she sold another pitcher before noon. And plus I got to wear a sombrero
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
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