508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
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