You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
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