You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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