Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
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