NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
i will never coherently bang her
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
I should start printing out disclaimer handouts and passing them out to people saying, "I can not be held responsible for anything I say or do this evening."
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
Randomize