If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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