He kissed a someone with a penis
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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