Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
Holy shit, you lost your virginity on 11/11/11. Now every time someone fucks you, they can make a wish. Your vagina has officially been transformed into a wishing well.
I passed out drunk and Jane had created a picnic on my chest. I had chips and a hamburger laid out on my boobs. The only reason I woke up is she was trying to feed me too.
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
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