We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
I need to stop drinking and eating and start working out. I look like the lovechild of John Goodman and Jabba the Hutt.
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
all my money is vodka money
I have never read a truer sentence.
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
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