We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
A white limo full of drunken 30 something business people pulls up next to me and asks if they can kidnap me until 1030. If I don't make it back tonight, call someone and tell them I died gloriously
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
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