quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
The two girls sitting next to me are asking siri "Like, uh, how do you know my name?". Do I fuck with them or fuck them?
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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