Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
Tell your boss that he's keeping you from eating a fuck sundae off of these 36-24-36 34 D's waiting for you at home on Valentine's Day.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
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