the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
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