im about as happy as oj after his trial
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
She got mad when I told her I'd bone her mom. She got MORE mad when her mom heard, and was flattered by it. Proud to say I attract MILFS.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
Last night I dreamt that I sold my car and used the money to have wheels surgically implanted in my feet and legs so I became a human heely and I just rolled everywhere
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
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