You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
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